Kaelyn (looking out the window): It's car. Where's Daddy?
Me: He's upstairs.
Kaelyn: Oh. He sleeping on the bed?
Kaelyn: He sleeping on MY bed?
Me: No, he's on the computer.
Kaelyn: (insert unintelligible sentences) sleeping on the couch?
Apparently all Daddy does is sleep.
(He wasn't in bed until after we came upstairs.)